I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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