You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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