Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Dick very happy bro
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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