A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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