just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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