shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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