i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
