pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
it hurts more in the daytime
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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