I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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