If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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