she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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