jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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