therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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