Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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