I'm lost and stupid without you.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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