Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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