Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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