we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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