Do vagina's smell?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
i now understand why vodka
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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