just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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