just tell him i said nine months
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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