Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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