Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My penis needs a shock collar
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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