You were right. It hurts to walk today.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
i need some magic done to my vagina
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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