4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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