god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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