i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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