She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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