Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
high people should be assigned attendants
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Two words: nipple clamps
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