Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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