you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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