you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he fucked my hip out of place.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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