I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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