Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
So squirting runs in the family.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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