worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
