Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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