i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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