So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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