I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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