i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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