i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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