whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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