But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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