He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
They have beer where we have blood.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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