I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
