On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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