Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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