I CAN MOONWALK!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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