I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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