Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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